Don't you hate it when you're sitting on one of those automatic toilets and they flush?
Let's be honest, sometimes it's because you've been sitting there too long and the toilet assumes that no human could possibly need to sit there that long, so it flushes - just to make sure it's ready for the next real human that sits on it.
That's obviously never happened to me.
But sometimes it happens cause the toilet's timer is majorly off: You've been there for barely five seconds and all of the sudden it flushes and you jump off as fast as you can, wondering what the heck happened and trying to avoid anything, everything, whatever - and you realize you only have a foot each way to move, which really doesn't give you any room at all to move and so you're paralyzed, half standing, half sitting, freaking out in your mind because you're unable to physically move since the stall is way too small for any expressive movement of any kind, and then you realize it's all over faster than it began so you sit again acting like nothing ever happened.
Yeah, that happened to me today.
Sorry. It was just bugging me.