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Check out these free artist-designed Valentine E-Cards from Kate Spade! There are tons to choose from and I'm totally sending Mike the one on the bottom right. It'll make more sense once you've read this.
Don't worry, it'll still be a surprise to him. I'm not letting him edit this post, which means he'll never see it.
Come on. It's like three lines. How many errors could I make?
Thanks for the tip Creature Comforts!