When we went for a walk on Christmas day and I told him that my feet and hands were still warm about a mile into it, "It's a Christmas miracle everyone!"
After editing a blog post (he vets everything to make sure I don't get too carried away), "I'm going to hijack your blog and tell everyone who you really are."
When I told him he needed to get a life outside of his new-found love for video games, "They are not 'video' games, they are 'phone' games. Completely different. I can't listen to you when you call them 'video' games."
After I told him I thought he was intentionally trying to make me look big by kneeling down and pointing the camera up at me for a
In reference to my post on shopping for maternity clothes, "Sometimes, I think you're just a little too real with your writing. Maybe some people don't want to hear this stuff."